I'm gonna kill you, Lee!
Welcome to the Patacy Inn, how may I help you?
- Its great to see you again, its been to long. - Yes, far to long Sir.
Listen, I need a big suite, two beds, two showers...
a massage therepist, some new clothes, and a case of Old Spice.
That's all your fault, how come you didn't tell me about Kenji?
It was none of your business.
In case you missed it man, he was trying to kill me.
I'm covered in shit, and some french cops whooped my ass with yellow pages, man.
So don't tell me it's none of my business.
You're lucky,we're not in Hong Kong, phonebook is twice as big.
Why didn't you tell me you had a brother man?
Oh, hell, no... lady, your damn dog just pissed on me.
Good girl.
Do you know what I think? I think you feel sorry for this guy.
Maybe Kenji didn't get away in LA
Maybe you let him go.
The Aqusa killed his family in Tokyo. He was send to China when he was seven.
He was put in Ching Zhou at the orphanage where I was.
We kept each other alive.
You protected each other, and you still protect him.
I called him Xiong Di, he was like my brother.
- And then, I left him. - You was adopted, what choice did you have?
He headed out on the streets. You could never understand.
I understand man, I got a brother,
My little Brother Perry, we used to be best friends, now we don't speak.
He thinks I took the cops out by his chicken fights in his garage?
Do you believe that? My own brother thinks I'm a snitch.
Just because my chicken lost, in the semi finals, I'm even a kid... - Carter!
I had it fixed, we can find the chicken and still make it's way.
And it still went the distance, it had a lot'a heart, and it was delicious.
It's best if I do this on my own. This fight is personal.
Let me help you, man, I'm telling you, what ever the kid's telling you, it ain't true,
- He ain't your brother. - And you're not my brother.
Fine, I'm not your brother.
Yes... I would like to order some fried chicken please, oh, and some sweet potato pie, Merci.
Enjoy your Mushu Sir. - Thank you. - Good bye.
- Oh... - Hello Inspector.
- Hi, Mr. Raynard. - They want to kill me, may I come in?
A dozend agent from the French secret police have already been murdered...
only this last month, we're at war with the Triads, right here in my own city.
Who is Shi Xing?
Ah, Sha Xing, Sha Xing is not a person, it's a list. - A list?
Yes, every five years, the Triad bosses come togather for an election.
And during that ceremony, they'll choose the man who will lead the Triads.
Dragon Heads.
Yes,
13 Dragon Heads who control the largest criminal organization in the world. And the 13 names, are...
inscribe on the list known as Sha Xing, a secret that's been handed down from generation to generation.
If the names from that list, will ever to get out.
The secret society wouldn't be so secret anymore.
They would all be ending up in jail or dead.
And the list is some where in Paris?
A young lady named Generieve, made contact with Ambassador Han,
And we belief she know where it is.
I'm asking for your help, Inspector.
Finish what Ambassador Han started. Get to the girl, before the Triads do, and you get (?).
- I don't know such, who are you? - Who am I? I'm Bubbles, your new costume designer.
- Has anyone seen Goldie Hayes? - She's has her own dressing room.
Wait... Bubbles, do we look ok?
No, no, no, these costumes are terrible. Ladies please, we have work to do.
1st, I would dress the Blonde's...
and then the Brunnett's...
and finaly the highritz...
the Lord has truely blessed you all...
Would I mean this... trust me...
and some of you have what I like to call... silver dollar potential.
- Lee, what're you doing here? - What are you doing here?
- I found Generieve. - So did I, they're trying to kill her.
- What? - Look.
- Lee, you get the lights, I get the girl. - Go.
- Your life is in danger! - What the hell is going on?
You step into that spot light, it's the last step you ever gonna take,
- They're gonna kill you right now! - Who are you?
James Carter, L.A.P.D.
Sorry James, It's time for my solo
Get your hands off of me!
- Taxi! Taxi! - Get in,
Go, go, go!
I've been looking for you all day, my friend, we need to talk,
Forget it George, we're not paying for any damages
Oh, no, no, no, I don't want you to pay...
I want to ask, if I can drive for you full time, no charge,
Why you want to drive for us?
Today was amazing,
The guns, the shooting, now I understand what it is to be an American,
Please, I'm begging you, let me be your driver!
Let me kill someone tonight!
- You never be American ok? - I'll drink this shit all day if I have to
Just give me a chance,
Alright, fine, get us to the plaza fast
You got it, boss
Hold on!
So you think, she stole the Sha Xing list from the Triad?
Only one way to find out!
You think what I'm thinking?
We need her to talk! Get her relaxed!
We can get some wine from the mini bar
Maybe we should put on a dirty movie,
Lee!
Only 9.95!
This is our chance to find Sha Xing!
I'm going in!
What's wrong with you?
- Wait, let me go with you! - Something's a man has do on his own,
You ok?
Can't mister, figure out what I have done?
I'm as good as dead!
You stole the list didn't you you tryed to sell it to Han?
You don't get it!
I'm one of them!
And If I'm dead, you're dead!
Hey!
We're safe, no one know we're here, just relax!
No one is safe,
I'm marked!
Trust me!
Why should I trust you?
As the Chinese say...
What does that mean?
A donkeys lips will not fit on a horses mouth,
I'm not sure I can relax,
Well, I was, thinking!
You have nice lips, that's all,
You safed my life today, thank you, Carter!
Oh, please, call me james,
No one safed me in a long time!
How can I repay you!
You have 20 Bucks?
How about ten?
What?
I'm bad too - I'm a bad girl - Haleluya
Don't you want to? My nipples are sensitive be careful.
- I've never been with an American man before, - Neither have I,
I feel so safe with you,
Do you want me?
- Once or twice and once in the shower, - Oh yeah?
I'm going to bathroom, make myself more comfortable,
Don't move, I'll be right back!
Hello, room service? Get me a bottle of Honey and some RedBull,
Do you like it?
No wonderland is all soked and all the way here to ride a bike...
Thank you,
Wait, baby, wait!
Oh yeah!
Freeze, don't move!
Damn!
- I'm sorry - It's ok...
I'm ok!
So, we're even now, huh? Is that it?
I shoot your girl You shoot my girl
I tryed to save your life,
Couldn't you wait 5 minutes, we started makeing love, man, and you ruined it
They will be coming for us, we have to get out of here, now!
You see that?
We got to get out of here now, damn!
Lee, damn you!
Next time, I'll get my own damn room!
They have a problem! Get them out! George! These people are dangeres,
There is something you should know
I'm not what you think I am!
Are you telling me, you're gay?
I'm try to tell you, I'm American spy
You're a spy?
Yeah, I'm working undercover with the police we're about to break a big case!
Shut your mouth, George, you're nothing more then a cab driver, just like your father was a cab driver,
What Kind of case could you crack,
Can't talk about it!
From this moment on!
Don't ever ask me, about my business!
Come with me, shmuck!
Now!
We need to get out of the city
We're not going anywhere, untill you tell us exactly...
what's going on? Did you steal that list from the Triats?
Generieve... we can not help you, until you tell us the truth...
where is Sha Xing?
It's right here!
Holly mother Jesus! She's a Man!
I went to second base, with a damn Frenchmen, It's a crying game
I broke my par!
I'm not the man, it's just a wig,
You sure about that?
Lee, go on check out her hardware
If she's got anything in her bag, bigger then a 3 iron, I'm gonna beat his ass,
I'm a women, James, a women who needs a way out... you have to help me,
You have Sha Xing?
No!
I'm Sha Xing!
In the ancient time, when the Triads selected new leaders,
They would secretly tatoo the names on to a women...
A women, who can carry the list of Sha Xing, to the 35 borders of China
When the journey ended, and the new leader was found...
the women would be beheaded, and burried forever,
No records, no witness...
What the hell kind of tradition is that?
Have these guys never heard of a goddamn fax machine?
Kenji told me do it, he said it was a great honor.
I wanted to do it for him.
For the brotherhood.
Then why did you send the names to Hun?
Because I thought the world court could protect me.
But now I see.
Nobody can.
You're mixed up in some weird shit, lady.
I mean, man, whatever the hell you are.
I'm a woman.
And they will send an army to kill me. To protect their way.
You know what? We can't fight no army, Lee.
Who can protect me? I mean us.
I know a place.
I won't be here when you come out. I'm sorry.
My wife says I can't be a spy.
And I have to be home for dinner.
Truth is I'm a cab driver. Nothing more.
This is my destiny.
I will never know what it's like to be an American.
Never know what it feels like to kill for no reason.
George, it's okay.
Thank you.
- And good luck. - Good luck.
Mr. Raynard.
We have it.
The Sha Xing list, it's incredible.
Some people said it was a myth.
No, it's no myth, I've seen it, felt it, kissed it, but I didn't french kiss it.
You do understand how dangerous this is.
We could always use some protection.
Can we go to the police?
The Triads control to many of them.
We have to get you out of the country.
Now my dear.
Would you mind taking off that wig...
and showing us Sha Xing.
We never told him that she was the list.
Look at that.
13 names and things, through centuries of tradition.
The only real proof that a secret world exists.
Shut her up
Get their guns.
I told you he was bad, didn't I tell you?
Well, I was thinking it, the explosion at the embassy.
As head of the world criminal court,
it would make sense for me to be a target.
Why did you come to my room?
Geneviere was going to be killed.
Having you die in the crossfire would put an end to the investigation.
Now, it will end another way.
It's over, Reynard.
You know what it's like to be an old man in prison?
They call you pops.
They make you work in the library.
Your best friend, s'gonna be a mouse.
I'm not going to prison.
You have a phone call, Inspector.
Hello, brother.
I'd like to make a trade.
Some friends of mine came across something in the Los Angeles.
Something very valuable.
Lee.
Help me please.
Do we understand each other?
What do you want?
Sha Xing.
You and Geneviere will meet me alone tonight.
If I see you with any other cops...
the girl dies.
Where?
Jules Vaugh Restaurant.
Midnight.
Don't be late.
He brought the girl. Send the elevator down.
Welcome to the party, Lee.
Tonight we celebrate the return of Sha Xing...
and the return of my brother.
Where is Soo Yung.
This sword has a past.
Unlike our world, it has seen much pain, much blood.
Hundreds of years ago, the Triads would kill their enemies...
with 100 cuts to the body.
They would be very careful to avoid any major arteries...
so that the victim would stay alive for as long as possible.
You have just experience to your first cut.
If anything happens to Soo Yung...
You can never kill me, Lee.
We both know that.
You know nothing about me.
I know you have no wife. No children. No family.
Your life ended when you were a kid back in Chenjo.
You have nothing... just like me.
I wouldn't say nothing.
He has me.
His brother from another mother.
Where is she?
Enjoy the view.
Soo Yung.
Help me.
Let her go.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Do you wanna die, Kenji?
Get her in here,
Carter, drop the gun,
Get off that damn brother, or I'll shoot you and the damn temptations
Right now!
- Do it! - Put her down, I'm serious
I'm not playing, you ain't my damn brother
Kenji - Drop the gun. - No!
Drop it, Carter!
Shit
Tonight I lose a brother.
Get'm, man!
I'm gonna kick your ass, Kenji,
Come on, kill him already!
He might be your brother, but turned out to be your sister,
Give me your hand,
Lee... Lee!
Jesus!
Hold on, I'm coming!
Lee!
Enough, Kenji!
Everybody comes for kungfu fighting.
Soo Yung?
What're you waiting for? Do it!
- Let go! We're both gonna die - No, I can save you
- Good bye, Lee - No, Kenji
Nooo...!
I'm coming Soo Yung!
My God,
Stay cool lady!
It doesn't have to end this way,
Don't do it... don't do it lady,
Don't you do it
Think about what you're doing?
Hey... Hey!
Would you like to know a secret?
No...
No!
- Lee, So Yung is up here, - Soo Yung,
I'm ok.
Shit!
Yeah!
Lee, Reel me in,
Black people don't fly,
Pull... Pull it,
Lee! Get me out of here,
Thank you, Lee,
God...
Lee I'll kill you, when we get down...
Hang on!
I'm drowning
Hang on! Lee!
Carter! - What? - I'm not constepated anymore,
Put your hand ups!
Genvieve!... Hey man you're the head of the world court,
What you gonna do shoot us down like animals?
We're police officer - Yes, and you two, just killed this girl
Blew her brains out,
Carter! - Don't do it,
Put the gun down, - I follow'd you, Case Closed,
Good job man, come on!
Hey man, you touch me again you gonna be dead in the movie,
Congratulation, it appears we finally broke down the Traits,
We? - You didn't do shit!
The Americans and the French need to work together in the spirit of brotherhood...
together we can do anything,
Anything!
Yeah he's right, Lee, together we can do anything,
You go this way and I go that way,
That right Lee, last 3 years I study the Ancient teaching of Boody...
Cheese!
What? Oh Freeze!
As soon as she could bring, the seafood secret
The seafood secret
I know seafood, I know secret, secret see but when everything together